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Oh golly you devil8/5/2023 ![]() If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one. Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags. When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way. Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot. ![]() Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down. Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are. Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
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